He stared at the child.
"It's fine-but you have to stop running in the halls! What if you run into Betsy-she'll break a hip-"
???: "I know, I know I said I'm sorry! But look-look-I learned a new spell!!!" The kid's bouncing on her toes, excited. Caroline smiles a little
"Pft-ok...show me."
"A mortal child.."
"Hm-well, yeah Luci, this is the human realm. What did you expect?"
"Fuck ya."
"I'm good, thanks."
She turns back to the kid
"Ok...you can show me later, alright? Go find Sarah-I'm sure she'll play with you..."
???: "Awwwwwww-Hmph-"
She runs off
"Hm."
"So...you want food?"
"Yes, your mortal food? Do you use hogs?"
"Ok-first of all, calling us mortals all the time is sort of degrading. It's not "Mortal food" it's just-food. No need to alienate people. And second of all-yes, but not for everything."
