(that was-WAY too impressive-)
???: Last and final question: Kiranaaz, have you had any unsanctioned relationships with anyone on Earth?'
"...That's a stupid question. You know I'm not capable-"
???: "Oh? You may want to be more respectful in what you say...I determine your fate and I can change it at the drop of a hat. Now: Answer me."
"...No."
Alright well...about 30 minutes later he sees a well-dressed business woman walking right towards him, heels clacking against the pavement, holding a small black orb in her hands. She looks RIGHT AT HIM and smirks.
"I know you're there little one...you can come out now. I do not wish you dead...I merely have a gift to bestow."