ELDEN! ELDEN! ELDEN! ELDEN!
fine elden simper
Don't judge me -
You got good standards for a shard keeper-
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-
Do you want me to start?
yes, you start
otay-
Kira is hanging out at a bar-honestly, her usual Saturday night. She's sitting at the counter by herself nursing a beer
Elden spots her and glairs
Without turning around she says
"You tryin' to burn a hole in the back of my head?"
elden: what?.
