"You have a sister! You're so lucky. All I have is an annoying older brother."
"Oh my brother? Pfft. Him? Nice? He may have been the favourite but he sure wasn't nice. He always messed with me. Scares me half to death. He's a goof ball. But he is my brother. And I gotta admit he always took care of me... it's a shame he's off for college. He visits during holidays though. He always puts on some big show or charade to cheer us up when he comes."