Oh then lemme just call my fellow demons to- no I'm just kidding I'm not gonna do that... cause they don't have the power to end the world. And God won't listen to me even if I begged him. Aw man.
even if you did you'd already be dead-
*sniff* but what if I was never alive in the first place?
i- it depends on what kind of alive you are talking about.
