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"How old is she? If it's not of old age what are her symptoms?

"well uh.. She's about 90 in human years but no symptoms other than not moving around"

"Species?"

"cocktail-"

"a cockatiel! I'm surprised it even lived that long as a pet. They usually live for a few 15-20 years at most. I don't know what kind of cockatiel you have but it's sure not one I've seen before."

"y-yeah...Uh..I put a spell-"

-he covered his mouth-

"holy sh- NO DUH IT'S DYING! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IF YOU PUT A FRICKEN- just. Don't do that to your pets. It should be plain logic. What level of stupidity would lead someone to do that then openly speak of it as well. Do you even have brain cells? "

"...the spell was for her to live to at least 89"

"Of course. She's dead. You shouldn't be allowed to have pets."

"...."

-he shrugs-

"Well then"

-he lets the spider crawl onto his hand-

"Bye-"