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HanakoKun☆He/Him4 years ago

.+*༄ `*`Yay! More rooms! We should get that house so Ar- Ariel! What think about children? I think they so cute 😊★*+.

((When Jade is so damn clueless he doesn't even know that girls can have children- *Thinks that babies come from sky be like-* ))


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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

☆*: .｡. "Ch-children! You know where they come from right?" .｡.:*☆


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HanakoKun☆He/Him4 years ago (1 edit)

.+*༄ `*`The sky! The sky Ar- Ariel! Duh. The cranes bring them! I saw on a movie once hehe! `*` Clueless Jade . . . ★*+.


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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

☆*: .｡. "... MOOOOOOOM HELP!" she's not woman enough to say where they actually come from. Her mom comes in and Ariel explains. Her mom just goes "uhm... not my problem ask his parents." and Ariel just takes Jade to his house and asks his parents. .｡.:*☆

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HanakoKun☆He/Him4 years ago

 `Where kids come from well you gotta have s— (That word 😳) then you gotta do some more stuff probably on the bed. For you kids first timer if that Ariel girl has her period you can have a child so. Of course you gotta do some fu—ing and you just jam the d— inside the (bleep) and there that's all also requires you to be naked!`

(PARENTS WERE A BIT BLUNT WITH THAT I KNOW IT MAY SOUND REAL BAD BUT UHM 😶 LMAO OKAY THEY EXPLAINED IT’S VERY O.O)

.+*༄ Jade looked not traumatized we all knew he understood after being explained what it was he nodded with a face that was so hilarious it was hilarious as he looked at Ariel ★*+.


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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

☆*: .｡. "Uhm... yeah that's where they come from..." Ariel looked quite uncomfortable around Jade's parents.  .｡.:*☆

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HanakoKun☆He/Him4 years ago (1 edit)

.+*༄ `*` Bye mom and Dad! Okay let's go Ariel I think Jade understand good enough hehe! `*` Grabs Ariel's hand and runs over to there house ★*+.


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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

☆*: .｡. Ariel runs after him "uhm Jade... your parents are... don't you think they're a bit... odd?" .｡.:*☆

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HanakoKun☆He/Him4 years ago

.+*༄ `*` No? They homeschooled Jade for long! Also Parents sometimes be pretty blunt when Jade ask question! They know I no understand sometime`*` ★*+.

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)4 years ago

☆*: .｡. "uhm.. ok. Makes sense." .｡.:*☆

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