"Whyyysss yur son sooo muc bettar den Damonnn?"
"Woah...don't say that. I love Damon..."
"Daaamon suxz...he's soooo stupid.."
"He's your son..."
"Nuuu...I donn like himmm..."
"...What is wrong with you..."
"I wannna diiivorceeee! Pft..."
"...You are so lucky your husband's passed out right now..."
"He cannntttt hear mweee?"
"No. Now go to sleep."
