Cordelia: I missed you! Do you want to go to the farmers market?
*walks to farmers market, proudly holding aussies hand although people are staring*
Cordelia: Yup! *kisses her cheek* *somebody throws a tomato at my commoners dress* HEY ASSHOLE! WE AREN'T THE WEIRD ONES!
Cordelia: Sure <3
Cordelia: *Falls over laughing*
