"I didn't! We came here zeper-zeper-zeper-at-ly..."
"I-iz something wrong?"
"Hm? Why nawt?"
"Ohhh...oki-"
(Ok but like-watch Hades just walk in on this right now-and get heckin pissed at Dio for getting Perse drunk)
Perse's leaning against Dio for support, face flushed-she's clearly drunk