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Darcy is in the woods sitting in a tree, laying on a branch and looking up at the sky. He looks pretty relaxed, just kinda daydreaming
"...Why are clouds...so fluffy...? It's like I could just-pat them...pat-pat..."
There was a rustling of leaves on the tree, and a branch fell down to the forest floor with a crunch as it hit the leafs.
"Hff-"
Darcy inhales sharply and freezes up-sitting frozen like prey that's been caught, eyes wide and panicked
A strange creature was climbing upside down on a branch, his face getting closer and closer to Darcy's. It tilted its head in confusion.
"GAH!"
Darcy jumps and nearly falls of the branch, back pressed against the tree
"DON'T TOUCH ME I'M POISONOUS!"
"...?"
His words slurred over his forked, long tongue as he tried to say the word.
"Po..shon..neseee?"
(Oh, it's gonna be one o' thesseeeee-)
"Ah-j-just-s-stay b-back!"
Hello and welcome to-Darcy having a panic attack because social interaction
He looked SUPER confused, and he itched his scales. His nose wiggled, and he proceeded to sneeze, teleporting away as black dust remained in his place