"You have had dealings with my mother. You know how she is...she will not rest until I am found. You are going to fail..."
"What do you even want with me!?"
"Well-since I'm seriously considering just falling to my death right now, it might be best if you tell me."
"Ah-THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KIDNAP ME!?"
"Oh-my-GODS! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE, OR SO HELP ME I WILL TAKE THAT STUPID KNIFE OF YOURS AND USE IT TO SLIT YOUR THROAT!-"
She puts her hand over her mouth, eyes wide