“what the? How is that tree still holding onto any of those leaves. And is that the dead soul?”
“ok then. Come with me. We’re headed to the underworld. Most people make sure they have money with them if they wanna cross the river stix. But of course the river could consume you and claim another soul. Not too fun for the people stuck in the river but very fun for me. Anyway. Move your dead tree dryad ass and follow me.”