"..no..did I do something wrong,father?"
"Daughter. I have been...accommodating of your...eccentricities, have I not?"
"I-uh..yes?"
"I've respected your immature attitude, your hesitancy towards suitors...I've even turned a blind eye to your sneaking out of the castle..."
"I-Uh..well..father..I-"
He raises a hand, cutting her off
"Enough. I have no interest in your flimsy excuses. Instead, I have found a solution."
-she becomes embarrassed and flushed-
"Your rebellious ways must be crushed if you are to be queen of this kingdom someday. Thus, I have found someone to control you when I cannot."
"YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?!"
-she starts hyperventilating-
"I-what...? No, I've simply found you a bodyguard!"
