lol say that to cry ash-
tIME FOR THE SCORPIO PEP TALK! People think we're mean and cold hearted and possessive and secretive and selfish etc. so how do we combat this. BY TEALLING THEM TO GET IN LINE THERE'S BILLIONS OF OTHERS LIKE YOU. Honestly. They just hate us cause we're smart and most likely to become world leaders. Actually a survey showed that a scorpio could rule the world. So just go like "bish you just jealous I'm better than you." because WE ARE BETTER HA- jk jk, fr we know we're great and that's enough because haters gon hate.
actually it's true. A scorpio could lead the world. And in a horror movie. Scorpios would be smart. Instead of investigating or staying in the house. We'd run out the front door and move to antarctica cause "OH HELL NAW BEING BRAVE IS FOR LOSERS I'M OUTTA HERE" be smart people. Bravery isn't everything. Nor is hiding IN THE GODDAM HOUSE! wE KNOW WHAT BATTLES WE CAN'T FIGHT..... or we'll actually be the murderer... either way scorpios are pretty cool. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE SMART CHARACTERS OR THE KILLER THEMSELVES SO BISH HUSH!