"Today, some weird dude tied me up in a chair!"
(Pft-)
"W-damn..."
"And he went like..like 'WHAT'D YU DO TA MA PACK!?'
"Pack, huh?"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Damn...I didn't know there was one of those around here..."
"He wuz meann."
"I'm sorry, sweetness-but at least he's gone now..."
"I wanted ta eat him!"
"Pft-do you even eat people?"
