(Wait. Brooo-I'm on my period right now too. It's like-a whole other level of bad because it reminds me that I'm AFAB-I get supppperrrr dysphoric...ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!)
Lainie: ...Can I kill the stupid security guard?
"Which oneee?"
He looked underneath a couch.
(my birthday on fridsy...I don't get to sleep on Friday now :(
(ooooof-but on the plus side, now that I know I can make you a present! :)
Lainie: Luke.
(reminds me of how i forgot to tell anyone what I wanted for my birthday)
"Why? He's cute.."
(Oh noooooo!!!! Ok but you wanna know what I got on my birthday this year-THE STORMING OF THE CAPITOL.)
Lainie: He pissed me off. I tried to be nice to him and he insulted me.
(rip January 6th)
"How mean was ittt? What'd he say?"
(12th night babyyyyyyyyyyy-)
Lainie: Oh...something about how I couldn't be scarier than you...I think I'd like to prove him wrong-especially after I was sooo nice to him-
"FOUND IT!"
He pulled out his gun
Lainie: Ohhhh-I still prefer knives-but it is pretty...
(i feel so sick :(
He put the gun in his mouth
