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Lainie: Yeah. Guys. Once they're drunk enough, they'll hit on anyone-especially someone with a pretty face...

The bartender hands her a drink

Lainie: What's this?

???: From the guy in the corner.

She sniffs it and hands it back to him

Lainie: Tell him if he wants to drug me, he's going to have to do a MUCH better job.

-Celia spins around in the chair-

"I'm not sure why I wanted to be 21 so bad.."

Lainie: Oh yeah-it's pretty much a crapshoot.

-she drinks and then gags-

"Spicy....!"

Lainie: Is that whiskey!? Jesus-who decided that should be your first drink-stop that now-get yourself a mojito, yeah? You'll thank me.

"to the bartender...uh..one mojito,please.."

-she taps her nails on the table-

???: Uh-I don't have any mint-

Lainie: Oh-Alfie, don't give me that crap-you're just trying to get this poor girl drunk! Give her what she ordered.

Alfie: I-FINE.

He goes to make it

"..."

-she ties up her hair-

"Uh..so...what's your..name?"

Lainie: Lainie.

"that's a nice name...I'm Celia"