yeeeeeeeeeee-also because it's just like-there's always something with Florida-like, y'all got the gators, you got the crazy old men, you got the monster trucks I just-I love it-but also-what alternate universe are y'all living in!?
Mhmmmmm! See we don't have these things in New Jersey! We just got-
D E P R E S S I O N.
yayyyyyyyy! Gator is frienddd!!! Oh-we have coyotes up here! And bears-we got bears-and a frickin' metric shit ton o' deer...
ye we got lots of crows too! Me included >:)
crow youre so fucking sus man
NO!
y e s
teehee lord pitchy may or may not actually know my full name-
you should come to boston we got wild turkeys
ohhh-we have those too-they cross roads really stupidly slowly...
my sister went outside with my baby neice and there was one in a tree
my poor baby said woof woof
oop-nope-that's not it child-
