August sighs
August: ...Harry Potter. That's what I wrote fanfic for.
"Harry Potter's good.."
August nods
August: Yep. JK Rowling is definitely coming here though...thank you Ms. Rowling for ruining my childhood...
"Hah...so...what was the fan fiction like?"
August: Um...A lottttt of Drarry shipping.
"Mhm...I wanna read it."
August: Hahahahaha-NO.
"Yes."
August: Absolutely not!
"Pleaseeeeee?"
(Oh no Crow's voice is coming through August to rant about JK Rowling-oh shitttt-)
(ratatoing)
(yes)
