I found this satire hilariously enjoyable, kudos!  It made my day, and although I did wipe the raid on the first attempt, I figured out how to beat the boss in two later replays.  =]

i think turn-based combat is one of the worst mechanic in games, so i thought i would just play for a few minutes and leave. it turns out that i loved the names for the skills - eye herb (attack), apocalyptic meteors (healing), etc. but it started to be less funny the more i understood what was going on. my party died and i will never play this again because not knowing what was happening was the best part. and yes, this is a massive compliment