(why did I just think of the "You're all going to hell. Goodbye!" vine XD)
~a few hours later~
"Are we ever going to find this thing or not..."
"They're a dead being. This soul wasn't born in their respective category of hell or heaven. They died here on earth to get to wherever they are now. And for some reason they wanted to leave. This is what leads to most possessions and hauntings. They inhabit places they're attatched to or people. It's not alive."
