"Hell? HAHA! You're funny draling. I'm Death. Better known as the Grim Reaper. I'm not from hell. And how did you even get here?"
"Bitch I made a bed of leaves for you? Fucking bastard. Let's see how satan would react if he knew you were bullying me. The only thing givving hell the souls it has. No demon in the multi verse has that power except me. Not even satan. I'll dial him right now actually. I have his phone number. We're close friends."