Faun: Eep! H-hey!
It's his dad
He answered the call.
"Hello?"
Faun's dad pauses for a moment, confused
???: ...who the hell is this?
"...your sons....boyfriend...?"
Faun's eyes widen in fear and confusion
???: BOYFRIEND!? The hell-that little bastard-
"No no. Sir, I said boy friend. I am his friend, and I am a boy. Do you need a dictionary, or are you just a plain idiot?"
???: They don't teach you respect at that fancy school of your's, huh? I don't know if you're the kind of person I want my son hanging around...put him on the phone, will ya?
"I don't think I should sir...you called him a bastard, and you're talking about if I don't have any respect!"
He burst out into a fit of giggles.
"I'd respect no one that acted like you."
???: The hell!? FAUN YOU LITTLE SHIT-YOU ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW!
he's yelling through the phone, loud enough that Faun can hear. Faun's shaking badly.
"Oh dear, sir, don't get so upset~ That just pisses me off more!"
