"I'm bisexual honey...and stop yelling."
August: Oh, okay...but also-what-you-did you get engaged!?
Esme: ...Sort of? Basically your boyfriend's a dumbass...
August: Oh-yeah, well I knew that...
"Wow, my feelings-"
August: Sorry, I love you!...now can you please tell me what's going on?
"Alright..so her daddy made a deal with me, I accepted the deal although I wasn't really listening. And then boom, she was engaged with me."
August: ...
He facepalms
"What?"
August: ...y'know this could've been avoided if you'd just paid attention, right? I love you, but seriously you can be such an idiot sometimes...
"hmph.."
August sighs
August: Alright...so what are you two gonna do?
