"Hm- oh! Well you should've just gone to bed love."
August shakes his head
August: No...wanted to stay up for you...
Esme: Ohhhhh...ok-can you just...undo the deal? This is making me want to go home to my girlfriend...
"Well...hold on honey."
He turned back to August.
"Sadly, I cannot."
Esme: Shitttt...
August: Whuh...?
"Shhh August. Drink your coffee."
August: Mh...
He sips his coffee
Esme: There's gotta be a way out of this...
"Eh. Dunno."
Esme: Yeah well we're clearly not gonna marry each other, we're both gay.
August: Pft-WHAT!?
"But I'm not gay-"
August: Uhhhhhh...babe I'm pretty sure you're not straight-last I checked we both still have dicks...But also WHAT THE FUCK!?
