August: Ok...someday, but-but not today...that's a pretty long trip...plus I'd have to explain to them how I could magically see...that's gonna be a fun conversation...
August: Oh, are you now? I'm sure they'll be thrilled that I'm bringing a man home...and a demon to boot! Y'know, that thing Christians are scared of? And I made a deal with one...wow...I am...such a disappointment...