Indie game storeFree gamesFun gamesHorror games
Game developmentAssetsComics
SalesBundles
Jobs
Tags

*labored breathing* help- THE THEORIES ARE TOO MANY! I CAN'T HANDLE IT! SO MANY THEORIES FOR... EVERYTHING! I'M BECOMING A THEORIST GUYS! A THEORISSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??????????

YES YOU SHALL BECOME A THEORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO THIS IS TOO SUDDEN AND MY THEORIES ARE HALF BAKED AND I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS! SURE THEORISING IS FUN BUT IT COULD TAKE A CHINK OF MY LIFE AWAY JUST SPENDING IT ON MAKING THEORIES! I HAVE  A FAMILY TO SPEND TIME WITH! I HAVE FRIENDS TO TALK TO! I HAVE STUFF TO DRAW AND EXAMS TO FINISH! I'M NOT A GOOD LIFE BALANCER!

OH WELL YOU SHALL NOT BECOME A THEORIST!!!