"let's walk to my house"
Damien: Ok...
-they arrive-
"Brb"
Damien waits outside the house and leans against the wall
"I'm ready!"
-she comes out with two large bags-
Damien:...I expect you want me to carry one of those?
"well one has snacks and the other has clothes!"
Damien: ...you brought a whole bag of snacks!?
He facepalms
Damien: Jesus Christ Rose, we have to pack LIGHT!
"well I assume you have no moneyyyyyy!"
Damien laughs
Damien: Oh do you now?
He opens up the front pocket of his bag, revealing about 5,000 dollars worth of bills.