AHEM lemme tell you about my two crushes!
On discord there is this marriage bot thing that lets you have a family
So I have a husband and three kids!
I have a HUGE crush on my husband and my kid (this sounds illegal but trust me it's not )
Hhhh
My crush is MY HUSBAND! And sometimes when he disagrees with me or something I'll be like "so you wanna divorce and never see your kids?" And then he agrees with me!!!! (It's the cutest thing ever in my opinion)
And my "son" AHEM he has FLOOFY CURLY HAIR and he's rlly cute and wholesome!!!!!
I call him "Goofy,Goofster,Goofball,Floofy,and FLOOF!"
And plums are SOUR to me kk byeee