❄will you shut up? i said, there are no princesses!❄
Two guards come out of the water
???: Who are you? Where's the princess?
???: Wait-she's-she's a land creature...What have you done to our princess you monster!?
she grabs one of the guards and bring it close
❄I'M NOT A HUMAN! SAY I'M A HUMAN AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!❄
The other guard draws his spear
???: Hey! Put her down!
she kicks the guard and punches the other one back into the water
❄MAKE ME THEN! I GODDAMN DARE YOU!❄
???: HEY! HEY ok-alright, we won't come near you, we just want to know if you've seen a princess...
❄AND WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT!?❄
???: It's very important...her mother is worried sick, and these are dangerous times...if she gets hurt...
???: She's small, uh-long dark hair...interesting scales...usually singing...
she rolls her eyes
❄ugh, do i need to repeat AGAIN? you mermaids are deaf as hell... I. DIDN'T. SEE. A. PRINCESS! DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT THAT AGAIN!❄
???: Ok...ok well...thanks anyway...
The guards swim off
