"I like your shirt"
"Thanks, I grew it myself"
(QHDGUIERUI , WHAT)
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"Nice hair"
"What hair"
(they both had hair)
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"Did you catch last night's game?"
"-licks lips- You know it"
(WTH)
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"You smell, uh, it smells nice"
"I am entertained"
(uh)
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I LOVE THESE REPONSES SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY