B : You think that your the man sometimes. I think Therefore I am.
walks to the dorms
calls shinsou
B : hey dumbass im bored what do I do.
Shinsou : hang out with your boyfriend or somethin-
B : I dont have a boyfriend.
Shinsou : gasp DONT TELL ME YOU BROKE UP-
B : Dumb ass im not sure.
Shinsou : gasp and drinkes boba gAsP Kastuki-
B : Bakugou.
Shinsou : Yeah Bakugou- what happened-?
B : Oh my god forget it- hangs up