So...I am in fact a pagan who does diety work. And the diety I work with is Dionysus...And he saw Perocho...and I think I need to tell you his response because it was...
He said, and I quote "Dude, If Hades could give up his position he'd do it in a heartbeat. That guy'd love to just spend all the seasons with his dog and his wife....not his mother-in-law though....NEVER his mother in law...."