Kaz: N-NO!
Satan flies off his throne and slaps you in a swift motion, sending you to the ground
Satan: Such insolence will not be tolerated, boy!
B : i- oh wow... "he just SlAPpEd mE"
B : scoffs
He kicks you in the ribs
Kaz: Father stop! STOP! He-he doesn't mean it he doesn't know our ways-
B : ow- anyways- yeah this is hell. period-
Kaz runs over to you and helps you up
Kaz: Are you ok!?
B : im fine..-
Satan laughs
Satan:...Well it's clear my son cares for you...
He scowls Satan:...So how much do you care for him, boy?
B : enough to kick your ass.
Satan: I should throw you into the pits right now for your insolence! And yet-I wonder what has made my son so attached to you...
B : Yeah throw me in that damn pit.. oh probably cause im Not an asshole like you.
B : Ive always been like this.. and im still not even sure why your son likes me.
holds stomach and tries to stand up straight
B : yeah im not really a hmm.. how do i say this.. "Nice" Person.
Satan: Nor am I. Now learn your place or I shall teach it to you!
Kaz: Father, please-he is a foolish mortal boy, he does not know- Please, let me take his place. Whatever deal you have for him, I will accept it-
Satan slaps Kaz hard enough to throw him back
Satan: NO MORE OUT OF YOU!
B : Oh you fucker..-
B : runs to Kaz and says damn your dad is really an asshole.
B : it aint no big deal.
B : so.. I hear "King whatever" oh yeah Satan.. that you made your sons life 30 years?
