B : HOW THE FUCK AM I THE PROBLEM?!
Kaz:...do you want to know the rules of my contract?
B : I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY THE FUCK YOUR GONNA DIE AND HOW THE HELL WE CAN FIX IT. FOR YOU NOT TO DIE GOD..
Kaz: I'M NOT GONNA DIE DUMBASS! I mean...I will, but not for a while!
B : THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU WERE GONNA DIE-?!
Kaz: I said I was gonna get killed! It was hyperbole! As in..." My father, SATAN, is going to kill me if I fall in love with you-"
He claps his hands over his mouth
Kaz: I mean...
B : i-i-i.... OH FUCK THIS IS NOT REAL- R-RIGHT-? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA slaps self FUCK THIS IS REAL OH MY GOD..- slaps again OH FUCKKKK-
Kaz: SEE I WAS TRYING TO EASE YOU INTO THIS SO YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT!!!!!
B : WELL FUCK WHATEVER YOU WERE TRYNA DO IT FREAKED ME OUT-
Kaz: LOOK-There's a clause in my contract that says I can't fall in love with mortals, and you're cute, and I'm getting attached, and-and that's a problem! I like you, but that's it!
B : YEAH SO HOW DO I MAKE YOU LIVE FOR EVER- GOD- ALL I WANT YOU IS TO LIVE- YOU KNOW WHAT-
MY WISH IS FOR YOU TO LIVE.
Kaz: Dummy...I'm immortal. Or at least, I am for the time being...
B : FUCK THIS IS REAL- OH MY GOD- runs to lake
Kaz: Wait!- I don't love you! I mean...not yet! I'm just...getting dangerously attached!
B : i- NOT YET-?! OH MY GOD- walks on log OH MY FUCKING GOD- falls off log
walks out water with wet hair and clothes dripping with water
B : oh my god.........-
gets flash backs
blushes a bit then walks to peer
Kaz: Hey! It-it's fine...we just-have to stop this now. Before it gets any worse.
