B: damn it. fine, if your life depends on it then I want "True love" now bye.
walks to dorms
Kaz sprints behind him
Kaz: Woah. Woah, woah, woah, hold up: Do you have a crush on this Deku guy?
B: I-
looks at Kaz
B: WHY THE HELL WOULD I LIKE HIM- BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH WERE ENEMIES- BAHAHHAHAHAHA geez your funny... now bye.
starts walking to dorms
Kaz's face lights up
Kaz: You DO like him! Well why didn't you say so, I'm sure I can do something with that!
B : i- im not gay- you rlly think that i would like him? yeah no. id rather die then date him. tbh i like someone else.
Kaz: Oh you're not gay? Well that's a shame, you should try it sometime it's quite fun. Anyways...who is this mystery person?
B: I- .... try being gay-? TRY BEING GAY-? TCH thats stupid now bye.
Kaz: Well jeez dumbass. The more you protest the more I'm convinced you're trapped in the closet. C'mon out, it's great out here!
(Kaz is gay. Kaz is...very, very gay.)
B : i- but im fine not being gay...-
B : what do you want for you to leave me alone-
Kaz: I told you! I have to make a deal with you! So...who's this mystery person that you supposedly like?