Xander: fried meat or cooked meat?
Theo's eyes light up
Theo: Meat!
Xander: fried or cooked?
Theo:...cook?
Xander: one happy meal cheese burger and one big tasty and apple pie please.
Theo:...pie?
Xander: look. I'm gonna put you into a school. And you are going to learn about the world outside of that forest.
Theo: ...school...forest?
(Hi it is at this point I feel I should clarify, Theo is 18. He just can't English very good for backstory related reasons)
( I can tell)
Xander: this is what I mean. Come on. Let's get you into kindergarten .
Theo: ...kin-der-gart-en?
(My dude also has wings, fangs and a tail. So like, he's not a human person. IDK if we're just going with magic/weird shit being an accepted thing, but uh...)
