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sure

okay want me to start?

naw sis I got dis.

Xander: *you see this dude on the street watch people trip and fall on a crack in the sidewalk* *he laughs as every person face plants one by one*

lilac: *walks up to you* whats so funny???

Xander: well you see. People fall over onto their face. And it makes me laugh. Just look. That guy is delivering a wedding cake. Watch. *the mad falls over and his face splats in the cake destroying it and messing up his clothes* Hahahaha! STRIGHT ONTO THE CAKE LIKE SPLAT! DID YOU SEE THE CAKE EXPLODE! *Xander can barely contain his laughter*

lilac: hmph! Thats not funny?! People are falling they can get hurt!

Xander: uhh they ARE getting hurt. That's the point. Fine if it bothers you so much then go help him. It's not my problem. It's his. I only care for number one! *points to himself* Well number 2. My dog is number 1.  Duh.

lilac: if that was u falling abd someone laughed at u how would u feel??! 

Xander: wouldn't care. None of my buisness about them. I only care about me. Thank you.

lilac: your so selfish! Hmph! *gies to help the man then goes homr*