I befriended my nearest zoo's sloth bear. His name is Kofi. Now whenever I go to the zoo and put my hand on the glass he comes and touches his nose to it. He is best boy.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEARZ ARE MAH 1 OF MAH FAVORITE ANIMALZ I LOVE THEM SO CUTE I JUST WANNA BOOP THEIR NOSE SO THAT THEY WILL BITE MAH HAND OFF BUT I WON'T CARE 'CAUSE THEY CUTENESS OVERLOAD WILL TAKE THE PAIN AWAY
Mah baby Alpha you are too kind...What you should've said is... "YOUR OPINION IS UNECESSARY AND I HAVE EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO TELL YOU WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHI-" -uh I think that you get it...right?
... WELL FUCK YOU THEN! I CAN BE AS PURE AS I WANT BITCH! I'm sorry I mean: I'm sorry mom. But that's just how I am. (now you know that I'm actually a ticking time bomb.)