Rouge: I don't know how to! *yeets self into lake*
Akiko: i- you could learn.
Rouge: no. What would I do with that.
Akiko: . . What if you found a note and you need to read it but- oh no! You can't read!
Idiot
Akiko: -he picks up an rock and throws it at me-
-hiss-
Akiko: birds.
Rouge: my sister can read it for me.
Akiko: what if you're sister was gone
Rouge: well then i just wouldn't read it.
Akiko: what if it was important though
Rouge: couldn't care less.
Akiko: :O but it important!