oki here is the story of how I gave birth to Shreks twin.....
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT...I was in my the most bloody, stinky bed EVER. These doctors were giving me the worst instructions....Why? Because they had this accent that no one could understand and they weren't even speaking my language .-. but thankfully I knew what to do from the other births...Before I continue the story just let me say you were to most stubborn child/toddler that I ever knew...I saw on a screen that the doctors estimated that the birth would take 5 minutes...It took 72 hours .-. Why? 'cause 3 minutes in when you were just about to pop out you started arguing with the doctors...You may be stubborn but for some odd unknown reason you started to talk...It wasn't too painful .-. besides from when you decided that you were going to try to push yourself back inside of me .-. anyways you were also a strong baby it took all six doctors 72 hours to push you back out .-. anyways ye thats it .-. o ye I forgot instead of crying you started to sing the maya the bee theme song...