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Colin: -opens the front door-

-im standing there with a gun pointed at him-

Colin: -slowly closes it- there's a fat rat on the porch

Max: *goes and opens front door*

*I carefully place a fat rat on the porch*

Max: oh. *le picks it up and takes it off the porch* der we go. *goes back in and closes door* Welp. I'm going back inside. *le walks back to where he was*

colin: -wtf-

-and now we see the rare "amelia" currently raiding the fridge-

Colin: -now he has a gun-

-scree-

Max: *arrives in the kitchen* I sensed tension and came as fast as I could.

-eating icecream- hi

Colin: -i must put i it out of its misery-

-no you shouldnt-

Colin: -yes-

-no-

Max: Shoo. 

*I pull it away and run off*

Max: ok then. That was the most boring tension ever. I'm going back to my phone.

nuhhh my icecrem . .

Colin: :/

*I then shove him out of the hallway* go do human interaction idiot!

Max: How about a hello there max!

Ok fine! Hello there max.

Max: no. It's too late. *walks away and back into the kitchen* hey.

colin: hello :T

Max: An idiot is inside the house so be careful. Their idiocy is contagious.

Hey!