This is absolutely killing. I love your characters so much. Playing the game makes me want to kiss someone, which is great. Games are supposed to bring love, not hate, to our society.
OK, back to the game. I think one thing that you can take advantage of is to make the tutorial better. I'm hooked by the concept, that's why I read through your entire start screen, but I don't think an average player would have the patience to read it through. (unfortunate for them, though) - Frank