It was actually meant to be a straight-out bad version of CCS (read the page's wall of text) but as soon my laptop broke down I couldn't add the final touches to it, which would have made it the creepiest CCS version (other than "The Original Candy Crush Saga" which fits perfectly).
I'll update it later, maybe when the jam is over and make it a lot better than what it currently is.
But thanks :)