It took a while to get Love Bytes' exact stats, but I must say, I am very pleased.
What I'm trying to get at here with the description is that it can basically transform into what looks and feels exactly like a normal object. But when you, say, go to lay on your bed, some arms might grab you and start punching your back furiously because your bed is actually possessed by Love Bytes. This might seem very confusing, and it is, but isn't that how all stands are?