I'm gimmickCellar.
It appears there is a playable U/TAU game now. Very cool.
Edit: It appears the easter eggs are causing the game to have to load 50 megabytes of audio as well as ~50? more megabytes of images. My device only has 2GB (usable) of RAM, can you make a version without the easter eggs, and also use MP3 instead of WAV?