Finally you're speaking my language (i know this is not funny but i just wanna make reference to whatever i've done)
Carbonated blueberry juice(CBJ): MASSIVELY increases your health, sanity, and slow down boss timer for 40 seconds (500 clicks cooldown)
Coffee: Slows down both ingame timer and boss timer by 20% for 30 seconds (150 clicks cooldown)
Fruity mix: Increase healing speed by 50% for 20 seconds
Forbidden: it is forbidden, either roll MASSIVE health increase, or immeditely die
Iron drink: Increase your max health by 10% for 80 seconds
Carot drink: Increase night vision view by 50% in night levels
Ramen: reduces item cooldown by 70 clicks. (Itself 100 clicks)
Bag of candy: depends on their flavor.
Canned vege: same mechanic as bag of candy
Lollipop: increase HP by 10
Soda pop: decrease boss timer by 5% while boss moves 10% slower
Fortunate cookie: Lucky day, kinda
Aple: "Mmm, this apple isnt bad at all." *spoke japanese by phill
Enchanted golden apple: MASSIVELY increase defense and HP
Mystery: Mystery?
Mini sonar: Scans 1 tile for free (5 uses only)
Hypersonar: Scans up to 45 tiles in 1 click (1 use only)
Fuel: skips 1 stage (except boss maps)
Iron plate: Increase Ship HP by 5000 + 1 shield
Sonar rift: Re-enables sonar during 9's event
Toolbox: increases health gauge by 1 + 2500 ship HP
Deflector: Protects yourself from hitting a mine, negates any mines hit by
Remote control ship: click on a tile that is assumed mine, if found, the remote controlled ship gets destoryed instead
Portable raft: instant revive
Anti falsd flag: moves false flag into correct spot. (Except 11's)