So... is there any way to not kidnap the princess? For the life of me I can't figure it out and as far as I can tell neither can any of the commenters or reviewers.
Yeah, I'll probably be making periodic updates as people comment on what I overlooked and making the game less confusing. I originally didn't include the one mission sentence because the colon at the end would label it as grammatically invalid, but I can see how it would lead a bunch of people to be confused. I'll definitely try to rework it.
Thanks for the feedback though, I really appreciate it.