THIS IS MY FUCKING SHIT. You NEED to release this as a phone game of some sort. I could play this for hours. Literally the only thing that was missing for me was a bumpin' song in the background. I listened to an 8-Bit cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" while I was playing this though, and it slapped hard. I will be revisiting this. Please release it, I'll buy it, I promise.